Honors to Whip

If you graduated from college with honors, and were given a pretty gold cord to hang around your neck at graduation, what are you supposed to do with it afterward?

Apparently, you are supposed to save it in case you eventually have a child who likes to pretend he is Whiplash so he can use it as his whip.

In the event that this does happen for you, be warned that eventually your pretty gold cord will unwrap itself.

The kiddo felt really bad about this when it first started happening. But I told him it’s not a big deal. What are you supposed to do with those things anyway?

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