Four-year-olds are oddly specific.

The kiddo really wanted to go to the bathroom “just like mommy.” Usually, he loves peeing standing up. But this time? He wanted to sit down. Without his Lightning McQueen toilet seat.

So, of course, he fell in the bowl.

Then he got himself up and the pee-water got all over his bum, his legs, the floor in front of the toilet…

Me: “You got pee everywhere.”

Him: “But I didn’t get it on the walls.”

Yes, that’s true. Congratulations.

Next time, just use the seat.

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