I Eat Dinosaurs

This weekend I had dino nuggets and asparagus for dinner. Also known as dinosaurs hiding in the forest.

Eating dino nuggets makes me feel like the most awesome carnivore on the planet.I am quite the sensitive carnivore, however, because I always make sure to bite off their heads first. This makes me believe their deaths are quick and (almost) painless.
My kiddo, who is almost 4, does not share in my carnivoristic enthusiasm. He also does not to have his picture taken.
I have already come to terms with the fact that he will probably grow up to be quite embarrassed by his mother.

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